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krisarchasm:

gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.

But.

I just…. It’s so funny. XD

This is the voice we think in

(Source: tyleroakley)

Via Simply the funniest!

a normal school day for hunger games fans

  • girls gossiping: So this girl, Jenn-
  • me: JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHAT.
  • friends at lunch: want some blueberries?
  • me: THAT'S NIGHTLOCK! YOU'D BE DEAD IN A MINUTE! DAMN YOU!
  • nurse: so i'm going to give you some sleeping pills and-
  • me: um, excuse me, no. it's called sleep syrup. DUH
  • teacher: is Josh here today?
  • me: JOSH HUTCHERSON. WHERE IS MY HUSBAND.
  • health teacher: and that is why you shouldn't do drugs or drink.
  • me: haymitch does not approve.
  • student: *accidently drops books on floor*
  • me: I HEARD THE CANNON. WHO DIED? THOSE DARN GAMEMAKERS!
  • guidance counselor: all right what careers have you thought about?
  • me: i kinda just don't like them. i mean, glimmer is a bitch. cato's vicious. clove is crazy with knives. marvel killed rue.
  • science teacher: today we are learning about insects. *brings out sample of bee* this is called a-
  • me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THOSE ARE TRACKER JACKERS. THEY'RE GENETICALLY ALTERED WASPS. STOP.
  • lunch lady: today we're serving pie for dessert.
  • me: sorry, i only eat pastries from the Mellark Bakery.
  • PE coach: *blows whistle*
  • me: RUE WHERE ARE YOU???!!?!? *whistles*
Via Simply the funniest!

(Source: damnthatswhack)


Reblog if you do dumb shit when you’re supposed to be working.

chaystar:

(Source: thelaughingmango)

Via Simply the funniest!



(Source: pushthemovement)



Imagining yourself dancing while listening to your favorite song

Since i AM a dancer this is me allday erryday :D

(Source: thehilariousblog)


Via Twark's Place




So true




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