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gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.

But.

I just…. It’s so funny. XD

This is the voice we think in

(Source: tyleroakley)

Via Simply the funniest!

Chat 3231Notes

a normal school day for hunger games fans

girls gossiping: So this girl, Jenn-
me: JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHAT.
friends at lunch: want some blueberries?
me: THAT'S NIGHTLOCK! YOU'D BE DEAD IN A MINUTE! DAMN YOU!
nurse: so i'm going to give you some sleeping pills and-
me: um, excuse me, no. it's called sleep syrup. DUH
teacher: is Josh here today?
me: JOSH HUTCHERSON. WHERE IS MY HUSBAND.
health teacher: and that is why you shouldn't do drugs or drink.
me: haymitch does not approve.
student: *accidently drops books on floor*
me: I HEARD THE CANNON. WHO DIED? THOSE DARN GAMEMAKERS!
guidance counselor: all right what careers have you thought about?
me: i kinda just don't like them. i mean, glimmer is a bitch. cato's vicious. clove is crazy with knives. marvel killed rue.
science teacher: today we are learning about insects. *brings out sample of bee* this is called a-
me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THOSE ARE TRACKER JACKERS. THEY'RE GENETICALLY ALTERED WASPS. STOP.
lunch lady: today we're serving pie for dessert.
me: sorry, i only eat pastries from the Mellark Bakery.
PE coach: *blows whistle*
me: RUE WHERE ARE YOU???!!?!? *whistles*